Written September 2010 (same shit different year)

I just inserted one of those memory stick things into my laptop and found some work from Sept 2010, not bad actually I thought I only found my brain/creativity post-September 2010...here it is:

Hello, yes yes I am still here/somewhere.

My apologies for not feeding you with a delicious post for a couple of weeks but I have an excuse…I started University. I’ve decided to take this writing lark seriously. It will benefit you all in the long run when I am spewing posts of a higher calibre.

My latest points of interest in the world of blogging have been geared to the thrill of the chase in both food and sex/relationships. I’m pondering the question: you can have your cake, but do you actually want to eat it?

Example, when ordering dessert in a restaurant, a considerable amount of the pleasure comes from selecting the most appealing, mouth-watering offering and then eagerly awaiting its arrival only to be sick of it/disappointed a few mouthfuls in…you could argue that I may just need to go to better restaurants or you could consider the idea that the acquisition of said confection runs parallel to the thrill of chasing tail/skirt…whatever you wanna call it.

You see a guy/gal at a bar, you’ve scanned the place and s/he is the most appealing, mouth-watering offering. You then spend time establishing a connection be it across the room or, if like me you prefer the more direct approach, talking to them about the establishment you both find yourselves in, your likes, dislikes all the while hoping they will offer themselves to you.

You’re convinced this is your soul-mate…same favourite colour? Indeed! Second cousin grew up in the same town as your friend’s dad? You betcha! This person HAS to be yours…you’ve placed your order, you await the delivery – will they/wont they? Oh they will, ok bored now! Move on…you could argue that I need to go to better bars or you could consider the idea that sex and food have a deeper connection than whipped cream and chocolate sauce!

So how do you not tire of a plate of food/piece of ass after a few bites? How about a mezze? Several offerings of deliciousness all at once ensuring a range of flavours, textures and sensations are on offer. Monogamists look away now, this diet isn’t for everyone.