Thursday, 14 April 2011

How to lose (approximately) 50 stone in 1 evening: a guide

I read a very interesting article in a 'lifestyle' magazine last night.

In the pursuit of being thin and therefore relevant it was suggested that you stop dining out in groups of up to 6 friends...it seems that it's not food that makes you fat, it's friendship! I wish someone would have told me this sooner...the gym membership and subscription to weight watchers have all been superfluous now that I know the real way to get thin!

Thank you 'essentials magazine' for highlighting the dangers of the company of friends, leisurely suppers and ordering both dessert AND wine. (oh and testing my commitment to your advice by publishing, on the next page, 'recipes to feed a crowd'...)


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